Doctor: Ab kaisi hai tabiyat?
Mareez: Pehle jaisi hi hai
Doctor: Dawai khali thi?
Mareez: Khali nahi thi, bhari thi
Doctor: Mera matlab hai, dawai le li thi?
Mareez: Ji aap se hi to lee thi
Doctor: Are bhai, dawai peeli thi?
Mareez: Ji nahin, safed thi
Doctor: Abe gadhe, dawai ko pee liya tha?
Mareez: Ji peeliya to mujhe tha
Doctor: Ullu ke paththe, dawai ko khol ke muh me rakh liya tha kya?
Mareez: Nahi, aap ne hi to kaha tha ki fridge me rakhna..