Gujju
1 Gujju = Share-broker
2 Gujjus = Rummy game
3 Gujjus = Bombay’s noisiest restaurant
4 Gujjus = Share market scam
Bihari
1 Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav
2 Biharis = Booth-capturing squad
3 Biharis = Caste killing
4 Biharis = Entire literate population of Patna
Bengali
1 Bengali = Poet
2 Bengalis = Film society
3 Bengalis = Political party
4 Bengalis = 2 political parties
More than 4 Bengalis = Countrywide agitation to bring back Ganguli into the team
Punjabi
1 Punjabi = 100 kg hulk called Pinky
2 Punjabis = Pinky with his elder brother Twinky
3 Punjabis = Assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds
4 Punjabis = Combined IQ equal to 1
Mallu
1 Mallu = Coconut stall
2 Mallus = Boat race
3 Mallus = Gulf job racket
4 Mallus = Oil slick
Andhraite
1 Andhraite = Chilli farmer
2 Andhraites = Software company in New Jersey
3 Andhraites = Naxalite outfit
4 Andhraites = Song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie
Kashmiri
1 Kashmiri = Carpet salesman
2 Kashmiris = Carpet factory
3 Kashmiris = Terrorist outfit
4 Kashmiris = Shoot-at-sight order
Tamil-Brahmin
1 Tamil-Brahmin = Priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple
2 Tamil-Brahmins = Maths tuition class
3 Tamil-Brahmins = Queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 AM
4 Tamil-Brahmins = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara
Sindhi
1 Sindhi = Currency racket
2 Sindhis = Papad factory
3 Sindhis = Duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar
4 Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association
Marwari
1 Marwari = Neighbourhood foodstuff adulterator
2 Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta
3 Marwaris = Finish off all Gujjus and Sindhis
4 Marwaris = Threaten the Jews as a community
Haryanvi
1 Haryanavi = Tube light
2 Haryanavis = Agriculture
3 Haryannavis = Lathi squad
4 Haryanavis = Actually just 1 was enough
Mangalorean
1 Mangalorean = Supari seller
2 Mangaloreans = Can’t stand one another
3 Mangaloreans = Udupi restaurant
4 Mangaloreans = Fanatical Konkani Sabha
Goan
1 Goan =Remo Fernandes
2 Goans = Feni distillery
3 Goans = Football club
4 Goans = All-night-long beach party
Parsi
1 Parsi = Sentence punctuated with BCs and MCs
2 Parsis = Doctor and a lawyer
3 Parsis = 75 – year old man and his 2 unmarried sisters
4 Parsis = Half their remaining population
