Ethnic Colours of India

Gujju

1 Gujju = Share-broker

2 Gujjus = Rummy game

3 Gujjus = Bombay’s noisiest restaurant

4 Gujjus = Share market scam

Bihari

1 Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav

2 Biharis = Booth-capturing squad

3 Biharis = Caste killing

4 Biharis = Entire literate population of Patna

Bengali

1 Bengali = Poet

2 Bengalis = Film society

3 Bengalis = Political party

4 Bengalis = 2 political parties

More than 4 Bengalis = Countrywide agitation to bring back Ganguli into the team

Punjabi

1 Punjabi = 100 kg hulk called Pinky

2 Punjabis = Pinky with his elder brother Twinky

3 Punjabis = Assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds

4 Punjabis = Combined IQ equal to 1

Mallu

1 Mallu = Coconut stall

2 Mallus = Boat race

3 Mallus = Gulf job racket

4 Mallus = Oil slick

Andhraite

1 Andhraite = Chilli farmer

2 Andhraites = Software company in New Jersey

3 Andhraites = Naxalite outfit

4 Andhraites = Song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie

Kashmiri

1 Kashmiri = Carpet salesman

2 Kashmiris = Carpet factory

3 Kashmiris = Terrorist outfit

4 Kashmiris = Shoot-at-sight order

Tamil-Brahmin

1 Tamil-Brahmin = Priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple

2 Tamil-Brahmins = Maths tuition class

3 Tamil-Brahmins = Queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 AM

4 Tamil-Brahmins = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara

Sindhi

1 Sindhi = Currency racket

2 Sindhis = Papad factory

3 Sindhis = Duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar

4 Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association

Marwari

1 Marwari = Neighbourhood foodstuff adulterator

2 Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta

3 Marwaris = Finish off all Gujjus and Sindhis

4 Marwaris = Threaten the Jews as a community

Haryanvi

1 Haryanavi = Tube light

2 Haryanavis = Agriculture

3 Haryannavis = Lathi squad

4 Haryanavis = Actually just 1 was enough

Mangalorean

1 Mangalorean = Supari seller

2 Mangaloreans = Can’t stand one another

3 Mangaloreans = Udupi restaurant

4 Mangaloreans = Fanatical Konkani Sabha

Goan

1 Goan =Remo Fernandes

2 Goans = Feni distillery

3 Goans = Football club

4 Goans = All-night-long beach party

Parsi

1 Parsi = Sentence punctuated with BCs and MCs

2 Parsis = Doctor and a lawyer

3 Parsis = 75 – year old man and his 2 unmarried sisters

4 Parsis = Half their remaining population

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