God: What do you want?
Boy: Beautiful girl 😛
God: If you are a Muslim, I will give you Kartina; If you are a Hindu, I will give you Bipasha; If you are a Christian, I will give you Genelia. What’s your name?
Boy: Abdul Vijay Fernandes
God: Rakhi Sawant de saale ko. Jyada oversmart banta hai :-||