Rakhi Sawant de saale ko

God: What do you want?

Boy: Beautiful girl 😛

God: If you are a Muslim, I will give you Kartina; If you are a Hindu, I will give you Bipasha; If you are a Christian, I will give you Genelia. What’s your name?

Boy: Abdul Vijay Fernandes

God: Rakhi Sawant de saale ko. Jyada oversmart banta hai :-||