5 reasons why we Indians can’t be terrorists:
1. We are always late and we will miss the flight that has to be hijacked.
2. With free food and drinks in the plane, we will forget why we are there.
3. We will fight with each other for a photograph with the hostages.
4. We cannot keep a secret. We will tell everybody a week before doing it.
5. We will postpone the mission because of a cricket match….