During my last visit to Haryana, when I got down at Hissar bus stop, a beggar approached me. I saw that he was fit and fine. I was pissed off to see such a healthy person begging on the street…
Me: Achha sada buda admi, sharam ni andi taina SADAK pa bhikh manga laagrya
Beggar: Ib iss kaam khatar bhi OFFICE khol ke baithoon ke?
Me: Mera kahan ka matlab sa, tere HAATH PAIR to sab thik sa, pher bhi bhikh manga laagrya??
Beggar: Tera rupiya do rupiya khatar main mere haath pair tudwaoon ke? 😀