A Haryanvi man, Fatta, had a fight with some guys. The next day, he was narrating the incident to his neighbourhood aunt (Tai):
Fatta: Kaal to achha patka pachhada hogya tai. Do chyara na to mai uthake patkya… Lekin pher matte do tin jane aur aage…
Tai: Haan ra Fatta, (Hanuman) Baba na yaad kar lewar
Fatta: Taen bhi aachhi bawli baat kara hai tai… Oda ke laddu batre the? Patka pachhada ma baba ke karanna awatha! 😀