A man was walking in his new shoes on the streets of Haryana. As one could easily make out from his painful walk, the shoes were probably little smaller than his size and were pinching him. A Haryanvi boy saw this and passed a comment:
Haryanvi boy: Ke baat sa… naye jutte!! Kada ta lyaya bhai?
Man (irritated): Pedd pa ta todka lyaya soo
Haryanvi boy: Jaldi kari todna ki… Thoda aur ruk jata to sahi fit na aa jate… 😀