Once, Santa was in USA. A building caught fire.
Santa said to fire brigade people: Tum upar se logo ko pheko, main catch karoonga.
Pehle ek ladka aya, phir ek ladki, phir admi, phir aurat… Santa ne sab ko pakad liya.
Phir ek Negro (kala admi) aya to Santa ne chhod diya…
Aur bola
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Abe saalo, jo jal gaye hain, wo to mat phenko 😀